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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Jon Lucien - "Song For My Lady" (1975)

Jon Lucien (1942-2007) was a baritone Jazz and Soul vocalist originally from Tortola, in the British Virgin Islands, and known best for the spacey romantic ballad "Rashida". If nothing else, Lucien was about as silky smooth as anyone could ever hope to be in the vocal department. Imagine, if you will, this recipe: 1 part Nat King Cole, 1 part Teddy Pendergrass, 1 part Nate Dogg, 1 part Codeine. 100% Lucien.


Song For My Lady is Jon Lucien's fourth release, and his first on Columbia records. The back cover of the record features an immensely glowing review of Lucien's talents from none other than Herbie Hancock, who has referred to Lucien as "the man with the golden throat." Hancock also co-wrote the song "Maiden Voyage" on this album, which was sampled famously by MF DOOM on his Special Herbs series.  

When I say that Jon Lucien's Jazz is smooth, I don't mean to imply that this is easy listening. He was more G-Funk than Kenny G.

As Q-Tip would say, 

                             "Lucien, Lucien, Lucien, Lucien...

                                                         You
                                                                              Should
                                                                                                         Know."

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

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I know not a lot of people use Blogger or Google+, so I thought I would make it easy to follow the blog on Facebook. "Like" the page, and (hopefully) never miss an update!

69 Girlz - "Tootzee Pop" (1994)

There is a long history of bandwagon-hopping in the Rap world. Every time a hot new beat comes out, everyone wants to put their voice on it (see: "One Blood"). However, once in a great while, an act decides to build their entire image around the popularity of one song (by someone else). Welcome to the stage: 69 Girlz.


In 1994, 69 Boyz released their smash single "Tootsee Roll" which took the world by storm with its simple, candy-centric lyrics about shaking butts. I have very clear memories of classroom parties in grade school where this was played, and remember wondering what exactly the "butterfly" was, even though the 69 Boyz were already declaring it old. 



That very same year, a mysterious group of ladies calling themselves 69 Girlz came very quietly onto the scene with "Tootzee Pop," rewriting "Tootsee Roll" with a bit of a pornographic (albeit pro-condom) twist. Listening to this song is kind of the musical equivalent of renting "Transmorphers" instead of "Transformers."

However, because the raunchiness of this song is so awesome (especially the grunting sound effects you hear whenever the Girlz feel a "nut" coming on), I've included the (mostly) acappella "Taste Test" version for all you remixers out there.



 It is safe to say the 69 Girlz were never heard from again, but that doesn't mean they can't still be listened to and appreciated today. Enjoy.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Jimmy Lynch - "Tramp Time Volume 1: That Funky Tramp in a Nite Club" (1961)

Jimmy Lynch a.k.a. "Mr. Motion" is a multi-talented entertainer and good friend of Rudy Ray Moore's who sang, danced and joked his way through just about every movie Rudy Ray ever released. Like Rudy Ray Moore and Blowfly, Jimmy Lynch is known for his raunchy humor, and then-controversial use of explicit language. According to his official bio, he made his comedy debut as "the Funky Tramp" one Halloween when he was still underage, using the hobo costume he was wearing as a cover for his age. This persona would go on to become the heart of his stage show for most of his career.

According to an interview with Lynch paraphrased on Rudy Ray Moore's website, "Tramp Time Volume 1" was Jimmy Lynch's first recording, and was released in 1961 (there is no known record of the actual date). It is also apparently the first record to feature the word "fuck" without background music, though this historic claim apparently remains unverified. Just for fun, I've paraphrased the humorously cautious album liner notes below:

"This party record was not designed to be played on radio at any time - this record only for personal and party use only.

...We admit that some of the words of this recording are not Sunday School words so if you are a preacher or a deacon do not listen to this album. If you are under 18 you will not understand it. If you are over 80 you cannot stand it.

This LP contains some of the common words used by the common people every day and we do not intend for them to be obscene in any way.

We advise you to hang on to this record, it could become a collectors item.

...This LP was recorded live at the famous El Grotto bar in Battle Creek, Michigan at one of its fabulous Sunday afternoon matinees. Without any notion he is Mr. Motion.

I can only say we didn't actually release this album, it escaped.

-Mr. Vic"


Oh, how times have changed.


Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Bo-Dacious - "Bass" 12" (1991)

Hey, long time no share. After months of technical issues keeping me from sharing a lot of great music and music history, I've finally found a solution that will allow me to get back into full swing. I hope I haven't lost any of you readers in the interim. 


This song "Bass" is a late-era Electro track by a mysterious artist named Bo-Dacious who only released one other song - these two tracks making up the entirety of Rhythm & Blues Records' catalog. "Bass" is pretty funky, and a bit on the unusual side, which places it pretty much right up my alley. The lyrics warn of both the allure and the destructive nature of cocaine, and I'd like to think of this as the weird offspring of Alan Vega and Melle Mel.